HAHAHA 
That really made me laugh for solid half a minute.
I absolutely loved how defensive the author became in the comments: “I wanted to write something like this for a long time and it started dragging on so I just put something out the door”, which is a super weird statement! Not like he was a journalist on a deadline, right? I guess a lot of people are addicted to getting attention on the net, I don’t know.
And he says that on a topic where a ton of people would love more benchmarks, and were curious and were of course bound to rip it apart. Not sure what was he expecting. 
